22 Ağustos 2014 Cuma

"Dear IT Support" from a wife ...

Best thing going viral on FB now: 




Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.


What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife


 
 
Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.


But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly. wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

20 Ağustos 2014 Çarşamba

RM500 PRS Youth Incentive. What's that and How to Grab it?

While most of us already know what is Private Retirement Scheme (PRS), how about the RM500 PRS Youth Incentive? If you never heard of, you should understand it before regretting. If you already heard of, have you grab it? If no action taken yet, why?



Unveiling the BEST investment in Malaysia...


Announced during the 2014 National Budget by our Prime Minister last year, in order to encourage more youngsters to kick start their retirement savings via PRS, a one-off RM500 incentive will be given to them. We have compiled some questions posted to us and get the answers from Alex Yeoh, a licensed financial planner and corporate PRS adviser:

  1. What is PRS youth incentive?
    It's a one-off RM500 incentive if you fulfilled the following criteria:-
    ~ Malaysian
    ~ Participating in the PRS Scheme from 2014 to 2018
    ~ Minimum RM1,000 is made within a calendar year
    ~ Aged between 20 to 30 years old when contribution is made

  2. Who can qualify for this PRS youth incentive?
    Malaysians who are aged between 20 to 30 years old (have not reached the 31st birthday) when the contribution is made.

  3. The minimum investment of RM1,000 must be made one-off ?
    No. You can accumulate it within any calendar year between 2014 to 2018 in a SINGLE PRS fund, provided that your age is still eligible to do so.

  4. My employer does contributing to my PRS account also. Can it be counted to get the incentive?
    No. The minimum of RM1,000 contribution must be from individual level.

  5. Do I have to apply for the incentive?
    No. It's automatically done by PPA and PRS providers. They will monitor the eligible accounts, compile a listing of those qualified and notify the relevant government department for the incentive.

  6. How do I receive the RM500 incentive?
    It will not given directly to you. Instead, it will be credited into your PRS sub-account A of the qualified PRS fund. Then, it will be converted into units of that fund.

  7. How often the RM500 incentive will be paid?
    Payment will be made on a bi-annual basis and PPA expects to receive and process the pay-out within 3 months from the cut off date of 30th June and 31st December. Example, if you contributed RM1,000 by December 2014, the RM500 incentive will be credited into your PRS account by March 2015.

  8. If I contributed RM1,000 each year in 2014 and 2015, how much incentive can I get?
    The incentive is on a one-off basis. Meaning each eligible contributor can only get the RM500 incentive ONCE in their lifetime.

  9. Since the eligible period is until year 2018, why should I start now?
    You can start late. The different is you will get the RM500 incentive late also. In order to let your money grow with compounded return, is it better to start early? Definitely earlier is better...

  10. Any advice to our readers here?
    Alex Yeoh: "The incentive makes PRS even more attractive now on top of the tax relief (up to RM3,000 per year) being given. My advice to you is to grab it while you are still eligible. Not everyone can get it, and worst still some of you knew this thing late and missed out. With 50% guaranteed return if you invest with a minimum of RM1,000, was there any better investment?"
With this, Finance Malaysia hope the above explanation could help readers to understand more and share it to your friends, especially those approaching 31st birthday. Once again, we like to thanks Alex Yeoh for his valuable input. You may contact him via email alexyeoh@vka.com.my for more info. Thanks.

18 Ağustos 2014 Pazartesi

Secular Stagnation (We're All Doomed!)

Vox have just released an e-book entitled Secular Stagnation: Facts, Causes and Cures. The list of contributors is impressive - Larry Summers, Paul Krugman, Barry Eichengreen, Edward Glaesar, Nick Crafts, Joel Mokyr are just some of the authors. The book's summary is here. The workable definition of secular stagnation which emerges from the book is "that negative real interest rates are needed to equate saving and investment with full employment." The main concern of the authors is "that secular stagnation makes it harder to achieve full employment with low inflation and a zero lower bound on policy interest rates."



14 Ağustos 2014 Perşembe

Will an Independent Scotland Default on its Sovereign Debt?

On 18th September, Scotland is holding a referendum on whether it should secede from the Union (click here). There has been much debate as to what will happen the Scottish economy if it leaves the Union. What about its share of national debt? Will it default on it? This is where economic history gives us some insights.

The last time a country left the Union was in December 1921 when 26 of the historic counties of Ireland gained independence to form the Irish Free State. In a recent QUCEH working paper, Nathan Foley-Fisher (Federal Reserve Board) and Eoin McLaughlin (University of Edinburgh) look at what happened whenever Ireland left the Union and defaulted on its debt, leaving the British to pick up the tab!  You can access their paper here.

The One & Only Don Rickles

The sudden passing of Robin Williams hit us all hard. Hence it was wonderful to see this massive tribute event for Don Rickles, easily one of my all time favourite stand up comedians. His act is basically as an insult comic, he does not discriminate, he laughs at all and sundry. Words can be cruel but Don does it so well. I am so glad we get to see this as he is getting very very old but the mind is still alert as ever. The flashbacks were priceless. Much love ...

11 Ağustos 2014 Pazartesi

Nanu Nanu ....


Where it all began ....

Robin Williams remembered.







with his biggest idol and influence, Jonathan Winters ..






my #2 favourite RW movie ... GMV




my #1 fav RW movie ...


Nanu nanu Mister Williams ...



10 Ağustos 2014 Pazar

Confessions Of A Carnivore ...

It is fashionable to be a vegan. But how can some things taste so good for it to be wrong. Less than 30% of planted stuff are for human consumption globally. The rest is to feed the animals or fatten them for eventual food on table. If we stop eating meat, does that mean we have enough crops to feed the world? As utopian as that sounds, then we will be left with an ever exponentially growth in farm animals - we will have a different problem then. Do we castrate them then ... as if that was natural?

I guess I will still be a carnivore but I would support measures to have more decent and hospitable farming and culling of animals. I leave you with this thought ...

If we have to kill each and every animal for whatever that we choose to eat ... be it tonight, tomorrow, next week ...  for lunch or dinner ... IF we want steak we have to kill the cow ourselves, if we want chicken we have to do the same ...  or lamb or pig or piglet ... IF we have to act that way (and we really do, indirectly), I think we all will eat a lot less meat.